topcat Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 (edited) The Jags took the world by storm with our cheeky Mascot Kingsley. Time for another headliner. Invite Usain Bolt to sign for the jags under the "Be a PRO" scheme. He is absolutely desperate to get a professional start and I hear he is quite fast. Promise him a few sub appearances when we are 4-0 up against the evil twins. Just think of the turnout at Firhill for that and the press frenzy. Actually I.m no kidding. Might be worth a punt. Edited February 27, 2018 by topcat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted February 27, 2018 Report Share Posted February 27, 2018 If he brought three of his Jamaican sprint colleagues, we could relay the pitch. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sick in the basin Posted February 28, 2018 Report Share Posted February 28, 2018 12 hours ago, partickthedog said: If he brought three of his Jamaican sprint colleagues, we could relay the pitch. No thanks - we've got enough baton twirlers to deal with already ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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