Asylum Resident

Interesting paragraph in today's BBC Sports website;- If the SPL is unable to include Rangers' rights in any media proposal, the SFL could lose out on their annual £2m settlement fee that was agreed in 1999 when the top clubs split from the league to form the top-flight. However, before signing the transferrance of membership agreement with the SFA, the Ibrox club wants the SPL to drop its investigation into dual contracts. The SPL wants an independent commission to rule on whether the previous club's administrators breached regulations with alleged undisclosed payments to players between 2001 and 2010, which could result in the club being stripped of the trophies won during that period. On Saturday, Rangers newco manager Ally McCoist said he would "never accept" stripping the club of titles.

I very fondly remember having a rare treat in there in the very early 70's. Happy days.

I spent years delivering the papers, i wont read them now ! My news is off the interweb Al Jazeera Balanced news reporting.

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache! 'Perfect,' her husband said. 'I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.'

Elton John is singing at his memorial next week with his new song 'Sandals in the Bin'

Sounds like a Treat of a holiday.

I think John Higgins looks more like Alec Salmond's love child every day.

Day 3 of a Voddy bender and im returning to the kitchen in my flat in the middle of the day only to find my flatmate pissing into the sink. I said to him "that's f**king disgusting !". He looked over, smiled and replied, "you think this is bad, some f**ker has left a tea bag in sink !". Probably one of the funniest moments I have ever had the pleasure to experience.

Anyone use any good free 'speed pc' performance programs ? I use shockwave flash quite a bit and it eats my RAM. Im using Vista

Amen to that !

All religions are mentally harmful.

I bet Israel's arse is twitching.

Necrophilia. Why should death get in the way of true love ?

The Coen brothers True Grit is brilliant, deserving of all it's potential awards.

Agreed