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  1. Have they forgot about Maggie Forsyth's time on the board?
  2. Brian

    The Jokes Thread

    Two builders were in the pub after a hard day's work. A wee while later a smartly dressed man walked in and ordered a drink. The two began to speculate about what the man did for a living. "I'll bet he's an accountant." said the first builder. "Looks more like a stockbroker to me." argued the second. They continued to debate the subject for a good while until eventually the first builder needed to use the toilet. On walking in, he saw the smartly dressed man standing at a urinal. "Excuse me mate, but me and my friend have been arguing over what a smartly dressed guy like you does for a living?" the builder said to the man. Smiling the man replied, "I'm a logical scientist." "A what?" asked the builder. "Let me explain" the man continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" A bit puzzled, but intrigued the builder decided to play along, "Yes, I do as it happens." "Well then it's logical to assume that you either keep it in a bowl or a pond. Which is it?" "A pond" the builder replied. "Well then it's logical to assume that you have a large garden." The builder nodded his agreement. So the man continued, "which means it's logical to assume you have a large house." "I have a 6 bedroom house that I built myself." the builder said proudly. "Given that you have such a large house, it's logical to assume that you are married..." The builder nodded again, "Yes, I'm married and we have three children." "Then it's logical to assume that you have a healthy sex life." "Five nights a week!" the builder boasted. The man smiled a little, "Therefore it's logical to assume you don't masturbate often." "Never!" the builder exclaimed. "Well there you have it" the man explained, "That's logical science at work. From finding out that you have a goldfish, I've discovered the size of your garden, all about your house, your family and your sex life!" The builder left, very impressed by the man's talents. On returning to the bar the other builder asked, "I see that guy was in there, did you find out what he does?" "Yeah," replied the first, "He's a logical scientist." "A what?" the puzzled second builder asked. "Let me explain" the first builder continued, "Do you have a goldfish at home?" "No" replied his mate. "Well, you're a ****** then!"
  3. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301222909366 worth a wee llook
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    Work Available

    Just a wee update. The work is from the 8th of july to the 8th of august rate of pay is work 38 hours or over £9-50 per hour. work under 38 hours £8-50 per hour. Night shift £11 per hour we now need people to confirm. Thanks. This is for the commonwealth games and the job is road marshals
  5. Hi May be helping out with supply staff for the commonwealth games you don't need an sia but you will need a disclosure.(this will be paid for) . This work could be anything up to 5 weeks that's all the info i have just now. so pm me you know any one up for it Brian
  6. Please point out any stuff like this to the nearest steward. I will include this info in pre match briefing for them.
  7. They are a few from green brigade and union bears up in court soon
  8. I had a heart attack on Friday at Firhill feeling good now. I would like to thank my extended jags family for there kind words and thoughts. THANKS
  9. Brian

    Ajax Fans

    All in there was 26 arrests
  10. have the guys/girls selling them wear bibs with 50/50 sellers on them
  11. Numbers start at the city end with a nearest to trackside
  12. Hi guys and girls, If you are looking for something to do on sunday this will be a cracker undefeated so far this season Lanarkshire Longhorns need just one more win to secure a place in the 2013 play-offs, but the opening fixture between these 2 teams in Inverness finished in a tie so the Longhorns will have to be on their game to secure a result! Help us take another step towards Britbowl 2013 by giving the team your support in what promises to be an action packed afternoon of Gridiron action! Lochinch Stadium, Pollok Park, Glasgow, Kick off 12.00 noon.
  13. For anyone looking for a part time job stewarding at the home of Partick Thistle FC. I would like to invite you to attend attend the Alan Rough Lounge at Firhill stadium between 3:00 pm and 8:00 pm Thursday 20th June 2013 for an interview / enrolment. If you have any queries please do not hesitate to E-Mail or PM me
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