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  1. A man in Newcastle walked into the produce section of his local ASDA supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter. Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old bast*rd outside wants to buy half a head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half." The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later, the manager said to the boy........... "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?" "New Zealand, sir," the boy replied. "Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked. The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there." "Is that right?" replied the manager, "My wife is from New Zealand!" "Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"
  2. Only by Inheritance I suspect! The Half Back is a guy Called Peter Wallace.
  3. From what I saw in the Highlights video Osborne didn't touch the ball once!
  4. Isn't it great to see a Scottish Team win something. No one gave the Scots a chance against the Tongans but we prevailed and beat them. So now onto the second match and hopefully another win to progress into the finals.
  5. It's nearly Ironic that we play them on the same date as that Famous Victory back in 1971! so let's hope that we can do the same again.
  6. The Baillieston Boy "Alec Forsyth" was a dead set Hard and Fair Man on the park that's why Tommy Docherty signed him for Man Utd!
  7. Anyone who saw Dave MacKay play would agree that he was ahard but fair player in his day. Just ask Billy Bremmner!!!
  8. S O M E T I M E S Sometimes....when you cry.... no one sees your tears. Sometimes....when you are in pain.... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes....when you are worried.... no one sees your stress. Sometimes....when you are happy.... no one sees your smile. - - - But FART !! just ONE friggin' time..... And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! And You thought this was going to be one of those heart-touching stories! Send this to your friends -- Make them laugh!
  9. THE MALE CYCLE When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
  10. A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque. He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive." The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it." .
  11. Actually my friend, it's the English that are called Pommies by the Aussies. We Scots, the Irish and the Welsh are not called Pommies. As you would expect we Scots get called "Haggis, Sweaty Socks, and even the dreaded Scotch! The Irish of course are the Paddies and the Welsh are known as the Taffs!
  12. I remember a game at Tannadice where we were 3-0 down after only about 15 mins. We were late getting into the game and it was 3-0. Final score was 5-0 think. A great one was the 5-3 game where we beat St Johnstone to move onto the 71 league cup semi against Falkirk.
  13. Blackpool Jag, You should note that there are a few thousand Scottish Born residents here in Australia and although I can say that their hearts all belong to Scotland their Heads are saying "Live here in Australia" so I think I can speak for all of them that follow Fitba that they will be cheering on the Aussies in the World Cup mate otherwise they would be cheering on Scotland for sure if they had managed to get there! Who will you be going for instead of Bonny Scotland then mate or will you not bother? By the waynmate, I've lived here now for the past 26 yrs and on any weekend I can be seen wearing one of my Scotland Fitba Jerseys or one of my Partick Thistle Jerseys and with Pride too mate. There's no problem over here with any trouble because of wearing a Fitba Jersey in or out of a Pub or Club I might add! Cheers Mate and MONNNNNAAAAATHEEEEEEEESSSSELLLL!!
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