THERE ONCE WIZA LASSIE WI A FINE HAIRY BELLY WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTY AT HER GRANDFATHERS BALL
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ALONG CAME A LADDIE
WI A FINE UPSTANDIN COCKIE
WHO WAS SHOVIN UP THE LASSIE,
WI THE FINE HAIRY BELLY,WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTIE AT HER GRANDFATHERS BALL
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AWAY UPON THE HILLSIDE,
STOOD A LADDIE WI A GLASSIE,
WHO WIZ SPYING OAN THE LADDIE,
WI A FINE UPTANDIN COCKIE,
WHO WIZ SHUVIN UP THE LASSIE,WI THE FINE HAIRY BELLY WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTIE AY HER GRANDFATHERS BALL
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ALONG CAME A WIFIE,WI A LONG CURLY KNIFIE,WHO WIZ CHOPPIN OFF THE BOLLOCKS OF THE LADDIE WI THE GLASSIE,
WHO WIZ SPYING OAN THE LADDIE WI THE FINE UPSTANDIN COCKIE
WHO WIZ SHUVIN UP THE LASSIE WI THE FINE HAIRY BELLY,
WHO WIZ LIFTIN UP HER SKIRTIE AT HER GRANDFATHERS BALL
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TO THE TUNE O SCOTLAND THE BRAVE