The Jags took the world by storm with our cheeky Mascot Kingsley.
Time for another headliner. Invite Usain Bolt to sign for the jags under the "Be a PRO" scheme.
He is absolutely desperate to get a professional start and I hear he is quite fast. Promise him a few sub appearances when we are 4-0 up against the evil twins. Just think of the turnout at Firhill for that and the press frenzy.
Actually I.m no kidding. Might be worth a punt.