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We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat  and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour:

  • Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something
  • Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar
  • Javeajag will smile
  • BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers
  • Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road
  • Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald
  • Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem
  • Eljaggo will predict a score correctly
  • Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone
  • partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays
  • No one will blame anybody for anything

 

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19 hours ago, partickthedog said:

We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat  and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour:

  • Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something
  • Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar
  • Javeajag will smile
  • BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers
  • Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road
  • Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald
  • Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem
  • Eljaggo will predict a score correctly
  • Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone
  • partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays
  • No one will blame anybody for anything

 

If I do everything you suggest, have the ambulance crew standing by as I will do myself some sort of injury.

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9 hours ago, mulguy jag said:

Jackie husband stand to skinny dip in the firhill basin , starting at 5.  Could end up looking like a wildebeest migration.

You're on to something here sir. How much would this raise the clubs profile. A mass "jump in the basin" for a charitable cause? Perhaps not fully naked tho. Far too humbling for those of us with small willies and a lady should never.........

I suspect the coverage would be uk wide. Further afield if the right person were doing the PR. Apart from hypothermia, would it be safe? 

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On 11/9/2018 at 12:34 AM, partickthedog said:

We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat  and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour:

  • Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something
  • Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar
  • Javeajag will smile
  • BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers
  • Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road
  • Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald
  • Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem
  • Eljaggo will predict a score correctly
  • Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone
  • partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays
  • No one will blame anybody for anything

 

I’ve not even learned the Norwegian one yet

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