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On 11/8/2018 at 11:34 PM, partickthedog said:

We have become so accustomed to weeks of dismal defeat  and the dreary trudge homeward that our victory on Saturday will be a huge shock to the system. I am not sure if we forumites (or even big forumites) will be able to adjust our mentality to this altered state of reality. I expect an outbreak of unusual and bizarre behaviour:

  • Lady Isobel Barnett will go into a shop and actually buy something
  • Auld Jag will leap out of his front row seat, send a steward flying, invade the pitch and swing on the bar
  • Javeajag will smile
  • BowenBoys will take money out of the club's coffers
  • Garscube Road End will head home down Maryhill Road
  • Sabbath will start a collection for a statue to honour Alan Archibald
  • Norge will sing the Swedish national anthem
  • Eljaggo will predict a score correctly
  • Barney Rubble will dance the tango with Fred Flintstone
  • partickthe dog will make a sensible post without any aggravating word plays
  • No one will blame anybody for anything

 

Did anyone do what they were supposed to do?

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6 hours ago, partickthedog said:

Did anyone do what they were supposed to do?

I didn't as mine was the only task involving serious criminal activity. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.

Of course, miraculously, your post has achieved your own particular goal. :)

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3 hours ago, Garscube Road End said:

I headed home after work , had a cup of tea and two buttered hot cross buns.

Slightly unseasonal? I am assuming that you have kept these since Easter in the hope of having something worth celebrating.

Does sound temptingly tasty, I have to concede. Will it be mince pies and brandy butter after the Alloa game?

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2 hours ago, partickthedog said:

Slightly unseasonal? I am assuming that you have kept these since Easter in the hope of having something worth celebrating.

Does sound temptingly tasty, I have to concede. Will it be mince pies and brandy butter after the Alloa game?

As I work for a large retailer they were going for free. So I treated myself. A mince with a glass of brandy would be better.

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Several agents have promised to donate, but as they were expecting their usual Christmas bonus from Archibald they're all a bit short. As it stands I have raised thirty-eight pence a lego brick and two AA batteries. My work on the Bronze statue to the blessed Jackie continues............  

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