thebiglemon Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 After the "we'll park where we want" chant on Saturday it got me thinking about other classic witty chants from Jags fans. Mine: About 1980 and beating Dundee 3-0, the Dundee fans started trudging off about 5 minutes before the end. One guy had tartan trousers on prompting a spontaneous chorus of the "Rupert the Bear" theme. Magic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dl1971 Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 I'm pretty sure their was a chant directed at the bearded security guy on Saturday that went " you're just a sh** rag n bone man" a variation on the Stevie may and Andy Carroll chant...but fairly inspired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad-jag Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, dl1971 said: I'm pretty sure their was a chant directed at the bearded security guy on Saturday that went " you're just a sh** rag n bone man" a variation on the Stevie may and Andy Carroll chant...but fairly inspired. Similar one at Ibrox a few years ago. A slightly rotund current bun with an England top on, and sh!te blonde highlights in his hair started shouting down at the thistle fans. The inevitable “fat David beckham” chant was given to him in spades. Was priceless seeing his wee face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Got a few favourite ones, the season when we won the First Division under Lambie, the last game of the season up at ICT we got spanked 3-0 but we were going on the pitch anyways. The steward behind the goals had a number 13 on his high-vis jaiskit, Jags fans were singing ‘13’s going down, he’s going down, 13’s going down’ the guy didny have a clue what we were on about. I loved the ‘ginger hair is unacceptable’ to ginger baws Samson. The game we beat the sheep 3-1 at Firhill, ‘ The sheep, the sheep, the sheep are getting humped’! The Morton 1-0 game at Firhill, ‘It must be Giro day in Greenock’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Can someone remind me of a chant at Somerset Pk direct at their goalie, McGeown. Something to do with reneging on some deal involving a speedboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auld Jag Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 38 minutes ago, lady-isobel-barnett said: Can someone remind me of a chant at Somerset Pk direct at their goalie, McGeown. Something to do with reneging on some deal involving a speedboat. Don't know the chant. But if I remember right, it was to do with him being on the price is right and not sharing the prize/prizes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, Auld Jag said: Don't know the chant. But if I remember right, it was to do with him being on the price is right and not sharing the prize/prizes. I think it was "you're going home in a speedboat" as in the more familiar tractor theme. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Was it Peterhead that got "you're going home in a trawler"? Any other variations on that theme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 Apologies for hogging this thread, but I heard that the new royal baby has just been given the "Archie Archie" chant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 The chant at Alan Main vs Gretna was it ? Some Jags fans were behind him at the ATM machine earlier in the day and were chanting ‘Overdrawn, Overdrawn, Overdrawn’ during the game. was quite funny until we got pumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 1 minute ago, partickthedog said: Apologies for hogging this thread, but I heard that the new royal baby has just been given the "Archie Archie" chant. Maybe the Duke of Edinburgh could take him for a drive and show him how to get a few points! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
partickthedog Posted May 8, 2019 Report Share Posted May 8, 2019 26 minutes ago, jags on tour said: Maybe the Duke of Edinburgh could take him for a drive and show him how to get a few points! Hi Jags on Tour! How come your location is in Dunfermline? I downed your last bottle of Blaven from the Skye Brewery in celebration of our survival on Saturday. Quality stuff, thank you! Back to the thread and resurrecting a real rave from the grave. In our title winning season 1975/76 or thereabouts we hit the top of the league around Christmas and I can recall singing: "Hark the Herald angels sing. Joe Craig is the Firhill king." They don't make songs like that any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 9 hours ago, partickthedog said: Hi Jags on Tour! How come your location is in Dunfermline? I downed your last bottle of Blaven from the Skye Brewery in celebration of our survival on Saturday. Quality stuff, thank you! Back to the thread and resurrecting a real rave from the grave. In our title winning season 1975/76 or thereabouts we hit the top of the league around Christmas and I can recall singing: "Hark the Herald angels sing. Joe Craig is the Firhill king." They don't make songs like that any more. I’ve updated my profile now! Did you enjoy you’re Stuart Blavennigan?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevenone Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Years ago at Tynecastle when it was terracing behind the goal the song of “One Captain Birds Eye” at an Edinburgh polis who was his doppleganger. Was made more funny by the fact he had no sense of humour and looked like he wanted to arrest all the chanters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Dastardly Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Having yesterday completed my "Corporate Business Conduct" and "Workplace Bullying" education, most of the above chants are totally unacceptable behaviour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottyDFA Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 12 hours ago, jags on tour said: I loved the ‘ginger hair is unacceptable’ to ginger baws Samson. That was a scream. I'm a huge fan of "Thanks for your money, now get yourselves home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weebaw1 Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Late sixties ‘E for B and Jimmy Bone’ Related to a TV advert of the time recommending Eggs for Breakfast. Bizarre but hysterical. I’m sure there were several other almost psychedelic chants at that time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady-isobel-barnett Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 13 minutes ago, Weebaw1 said: Late sixties ‘E for B and Jimmy Bone’ Related to a TV advert of the time recommending Eggs for Breakfast. Bizarre but hysterical. I’m sure there were several other almost psychedelic chants at that time. Memory fuzzy but was that an adaptation of either a George Best chant or taken from directly from the ad, which I think was centred round Best? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcia blaine Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Against Livi in their smug 2000s “ooh we’re such a family club” period, the chant “you’re going home in a people carrier” (as opposed to a f**king ambulance) was pretty funny. When we came up to the SPL under Lambie and were trouncing Dunfermline 3 or 4 nil, “You’re suppose to be quite good” had me tickled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Dan Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Found it amusing on the way out of Firhill after a game, to hear a guy explain to his kids that their mother might not find the Paul Paton chant acceptable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAGSMAN1968 Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 The one at Palmerston on saturday when it was announced some supporters buses had been moved - "we're Partick Thistle, we park where we want" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jags on tour Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 He sucks Jackie off, Simon Donnelly sucks Jackie off was a belter aswell! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandbank boy Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Going way back and to the tune of Lily the Pink ” We have a left half Who broke his right calf And his name is George O’neill So we gave him the Scot Symon compound and now George is The man of steel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weebaw1 Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 Not sure if George is still with us but the SFA may want to know about the ‘Scott Symon Compound’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
policemans whistle Posted May 9, 2019 Report Share Posted May 9, 2019 I've told this story before; My wife and I were waiting for a train at Falkirk High going to Glasgow. When Gerry Britton arrived, I said to the wife That's Gerry Britton, She said never heard of him. you must of heard of him He's a Thistle legend. Sorry never heard of him. We got on the train and after a few moments she leaned over to me and started to sing GERRY BRITTON IS BETTER THAN FLO. Is that him. Yes dear that's him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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