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Former Bairn and Accie, Gary Clark, takes the stand.

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/10/26/tommy-sheridan-trial-school-pal-tells-court-of-trip-to-manchester-porn-club-86908-22658620/

 

Tommy, it's time to face up to the fact that not every soul, other than your good self and the lovely Gail :puke:, is a twisted liar. In summary, yer fuc*ed!

 

Here's really hoping you don't get banged up with a Charles Bronson-type guy who hisnae had it for ages.

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Former Bairn and Accie, Gary Clark, takes the stand.

 

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/10/26/tommy-sheridan-trial-school-pal-tells-court-of-trip-to-manchester-porn-club-86908-22658620/

 

Tommy, it's time to face up to the fact that not every soul, other than your good self and the lovely Gail :puke:, is a twisted liar. In summary, yer fuc*ed!

 

Here's really hoping you don't get banged up with a Charles Bronson-type guy who hisnae had it for ages.

 

Ach, he'll just take it on the chin.

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Confession time here folks, I remember writing a rather wordy letter to the Morning Star about how Tommy's Solidarity party were going to be the vanguard of the working class... blah, blah, blah! Yip, got that one wrong!

 

But in the final analysis, he did f**k the socialist cause in Scotland because of his monster ego and for that alone he cannot be forgiven. The faction-fighting and bickering that then followed basically resembled a scene from The Life of Brian and gawd knows when there will ever be a creditible left wing presence again in Scotland.

 

IMO, when not pulling off childish stunts the SSP were actually a force for good and provided a certain counter-balance within Holyrood. Now I guess all we've got is Margo MacDonald to stoke things up - and more power to her. IMHO of course.

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Confession time here folks, I remember writing a rather wordy letter to the Morning Star about how Tommy's Solidarity party were going to be the vanguard of the working class... blah, blah, blah! Yip, got that one wrong!

 

But in the final analysis, he did f**k the socialist cause in Scotland because of his monster ego and for that alone he cannot be forgiven. The faction-fighting and bickering that then followed basically resembled a scene from The Life of Brian and gawd knows when there will ever be a creditible left wing presence again in Scotland.

 

IMO, when not pulling off childish stunts the SSP were actually a force for good and provided a certain counter-balance within Holyrood. Now I guess all we've got is Margo MacDonald to stoke things up - and more power to her. IMHO of course.

It'll be interesting to see the threesome and foursome partners for this one.....!

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Slightly off topic but staying with all things tanned and sharp suited; but whatever happened to Gorgeous George's plans to buy the Jags? I seem to remember he was fronting a takeover by some wealth Arab businessmen or was it a cartel of kebab shop owners from Possil? Either way, it would have made life interesting - Donner, chips 'n' cheese kebab at half-time. (I think they call it a "Hoagy" in Renfrewshire; this being on account of the noise yir Ronson makes when trying to get rid of the geasy waste! Sorry about that, bit early in the morning. :excl: )

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I only occasionally dip in and out of the story, but didn't the Khan bird say in court just the other day that she'd had some sessions with TS?

 

If so, but she's now saying that she lied, then shouldn't she be done for perjury?

 

Or are the sessions she lied about different to the ones she described in court?

 

 

Ma heid's buzzled.

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I only occasionally dip in and out of the story, but didn't the Khan bird say in court just the other day that she'd had some sessions with TS?

 

If so, but she's now saying that she lied, then shouldn't she be done for perjury?

 

Or are the sessions she lied about different to the ones she described in court?

 

 

Ma heid's buzzled.

 

Pretty sure there was some reference to her then News of the Screws contract being extended if she did the dirty on Sheridan. His assertion of course; although internal emails were apparently being read out as evidence. Whole fiasco has kept the polis in overtime, paid for a couple of QCs even if Tommy likes to hire them, brief them then fire 'em. All part of the theatre and illusion darlings. (But please tell me we're not paying for his Legal Aid as I can't imagine Paul McBride and chums would give up their time for free... Ain't we paying for the court, clerks and judiciary? I think Joe Public should be charging a fee to the press for access to the dirt that's being thrown here as you couldn't make this stuff up. We should also be in line for any royalties that will come out of his book, the move, the opera etc.)

 

But if / once he's gone down (bad pun probably intended) watch the Murdoch press gloat. They'll probably already have a made up story about socialist orgies on the stocks. The whole thing's a farce IMO and shouldn't have ever found its way back into a courtroom. Why not have awarded the wee sh** £0.20 damages with the NoW being told to foot the legal costs. None of this can be in the public interest (okay some of it is titillarious) and I'm pretty sure that more has been spent on this than was spent on investigating Blair over his cash for honours.

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Pretty sure there was some reference to her then News of the Screws contract being extended if she did the dirty on Sheridan. His assertion of course; although internal emails were apparently being read out as evidence. Whole fiasco has kept the polis in overtime, paid for a couple of QCs even if Tommy likes to hire them, brief them then fire 'em. All part of the theatre and illusion darlings. (But please tell me we're not paying for his Legal Aid as I can't imagine Paul McBride and chums would give up their time for free... Ain't we paying for the court, clerks and judiciary? I think Joe Public should be charging a fee to the press for access to the dirt that's being thrown here as you couldn't make this stuff up. We should also be in line for any royalties that will come out of his book, the move, the opera etc.)

 

But if / once he's gone down (bad pun probably intended) watch the Murdoch press gloat. They'll probably already have a made up story about socialist orgies on the stocks. The whole thing's a farce IMO and shouldn't have ever found its way back into a courtroom. Why not have awarded the wee sh** £0.20 damages with the NoW being told to foot the legal costs. None of this can be in the public interest (okay some of it is titillarious) and I'm pretty sure that more has been spent on this than was spent on investigating Blair over his cash for honours.

 

This. Particularly the bit in bold.

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Slightly off topic but staying with all things tanned and sharp suited; but whatever happened to Gorgeous George's plans to buy the Jags? I seem to remember he was fronting a takeover by some wealth Arab businessmen or was it a cartel of kebab shop owners from Possil? Either way, it would have made life interesting - Donner, chips 'n' cheese kebab at half-time. (I think they call it a "Hoagy" in Renfrewshire; this being on account of the noise yir Ronson makes when trying to get rid of the geasy waste! Sorry about that, bit early in the morning. :excl: )

 

I hate to remember that period regarding "Georgeous George", but it wasn`t he who was supposedly about to buy the Jags.

It was actually a group of (alledgedly) Birmingham based businessmen of asian descent, fronted by (alledgedly) Charan Gill.

If I remember correctly, there were 3 or 4 different protests going at the time, one included our OAP pensioners being booted out of their seats!!!

Hated that period, I almost got conned into a meeting with Galloway, Gill and a couple of others, being set up by a journalist of course!!

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I hate to remember that period regarding "Georgeous George", but it wasn`t he who was supposedly about to buy the Jags.

It was actually a group of (alledgedly) Birmingham based businessmen of asian descent, fronted by (alledgedly) Charan Gill.

If I remember correctly, there were 3 or 4 different protests going at the time, one included our OAP pensioners being booted out of their seats!!!

Hated that period, I almost got conned into a meeting with Galloway, Gill and a couple of others, being set up by a journalist of course!!

 

Was the journalist an Asian female NOTW employee with a fondness for the Manchester club scene? You don't know what you missed out on mate - you could have been a star witness in the show trial of the century; or even paid loads of money to remember what you thought you didn't see!

 

Wait, does that sound as if I'm defending wee Tommy? But what harm did he really do? He didn't sell honours, fiddle parliamentary expenses, falsify evidence to send us to war, steal state secrets, ruin the economy etc. All he did was to (allegedly) let the comrade in his trousers have a wee day out! Where's the harm in that folks!!

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Wait, does that sound as if I'm defending wee Tommy? But what harm did he really do? He didn't sell honours, fiddle parliamentary expenses, falsify evidence to send us to war, steal state secrets, ruin the economy etc. All he did was to (allegedly) let the comrade in his trousers have a wee day out! Where's the harm in that folks!!

 

 

mmmm let me see now ... seems he lied through his whitened teeth in open court ... and last time I looked that was against the law

 

... at least he'll have a brand new 19 inch TV in the cell he's eventually banged up in. :thumbsup2:

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mmmm let me see now ... seems he lied through his whitened teeth in open court ... and last time I looked that was against the law

 

... at least he'll have a brand new 19 inch TV in the cell he's eventually banged up in. :thumbsup2:

 

So he's the only person to have ever lied in court, ahhh, now I know what the wee sh*** has been up to. Personally I'd bang him up for setting the socialist cause in Scotland back at least a decade; but that's a minor point next to telling fibs against the might of the Murdoch empire.

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So he's the only person to have ever lied in court, ahhh, now I know what the wee sh*** has been up to. Personally I'd bang him up for setting the socialist cause in Scotland back at least a decade; but that's a minor point next to telling fibs against the might of the Murdoch empire.

 

 

comic moment in court today where he shouted

 

YOU KNEW (pause for dramatic effect)

 

YOU KNEW (pause for staged sob)

 

YOU KNEW I WAS MARRIED TO A STUNNING :shok: WIFE ...

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I'd do her a favour.

 

 

Like what?

 

Give her the number of a good divorce lawyer?

 

Lie in court saying Tommy was with you on nights he was alleged to be in manchester clubs?

 

Give her your Jethro Tull collection, so she can sell them to raise a tiny fraction of the funds to cover their legal costs?

 

The wearethistle community deserves a clear, concise, unambiguous answer CD !!

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Like what?

 

Give her the number of a good divorce lawyer?

 

Lie in court saying Tommy was with you on nights he was alleged to be in manchester clubs?

 

Give her your Jethro Tull collection, so she can sell them to raise a tiny fraction of the funds to cover their legal costs?

 

The wearethistle community deserves a clear, concise, unambiguous answer CD !!

I'd hump her brains out.

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I'd hump her brains out.

 

 

yuk! :puke:

CD you have plumbed never-before-seen depths of depravity :no:

... i think your eyesight needs checked out and i have just the place for you - an optician in the sou'side in Vicky Road

 

Robert Japp

454 Victoria Road

G42 8YU

 

otherwise known in the sou'side as Japp's eyes :thumbsup2:

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