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Not sure if this has featured already but I liked it:

 

Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall and Gary Glitter walk into a Dublin pub and the barman says: "Not Yewtree again!"

 

Sorry, poor taste... :getmecoat:

Actually moderately funny. :)

Max Clifford, Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar.

The barman says: ‘Oh no, not Yewtree again.’

Jaggernaut are you getting senile in your old age?
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The daughter asks her dad,

"Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't quite understand."

 

 

"He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

 

Her dad replied,

"You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so

 

hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe." :D

 

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