The Sunnylaw Jag Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Thought we might try a caption contest with this one. http:// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Thought we might try a caption contest with this one. http:// Well, I think I'll avoid the Forum for the next few days after that!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted February 27, 2015 Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Thought we might try a caption contest with this one. http:// Remember - we're no here tae enjoay wursels, we're here tae support the Thistle... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willjag Posted February 27, 2015 Members Report Share Posted February 27, 2015 Thought we might try a caption contest with this one. http:// "I'm over the moon cos I see the flag's at half mast as our top 6 hopes are deid after todays latest gubbing BGM." "Me tae The Cup. Cant wait to get hame and get on the forum and bash the monkey!" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted February 28, 2015 Report Share Posted February 28, 2015 Thought we might try a caption contest with this one. http:// Ah tell ye, there's mair chance of me geein that Megan Fox wan than winnin' that half time draw! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Taken right out of an online collection: Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have? A: A bloody big cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Willjag Posted March 3, 2015 Members Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 ^ That reminds me of the old classic (?).. If you have one green ball in your left hand, and one green ball in your right hand, what do you have? Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 Thought we might try a caption contest with this one. http:// You know Ah've goat a mate that always leaves the game five minutes early. He's thinks we're in the Top Six! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackpool Jags Posted March 12, 2015 Report Share Posted March 12, 2015 I went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Max Clifford, Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar. The barman says: ‘Oh no, not Yewtree again.’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sunnylaw Jag Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Not sure if this has featured already but I liked it: Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall and Gary Glitter walk into a Dublin pub and the barman says: "Not Yewtree again!" Sorry, poor taste... Actually moderately funny. Max Clifford, Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar. The barman says: ‘Oh no, not Yewtree again.’ Jaggernaut are you getting senile in your old age? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Jaggernaut are you getting senile in your old age? Haha, maybe you're right! Just yesterday one of my language students asked me what ignorant and apathy meant. I told him I didn't know and I didn't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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twinny Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 Haha, maybe you're right! Just yesterday one of my language students asked me what ignorant and apathy meant. I told him I didn't know and I didn't care. I used to be indecisive, but now I just don't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy davie Posted March 30, 2015 Report Share Posted March 30, 2015 I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright NOW_OWWWWWWWW...!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaggernaut Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 (edited) "Describe yourself in three words." "Lazy." Edited March 31, 2015 by Jaggernaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themadozjag Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 The daughter asks her dad, "Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me that I didn't quite understand." "He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper." Her dad replied, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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