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Seen a few pretty pish films in my time and quite a few recently.

 

The latest pile of absolute piffle I watched.

 

44 inch chest with Ray Winstone......it is the worst film I have ever seen.

 

Any more for any more??

 

Such a pointless film! Would be as well lasting 5mins, nothing happens at all! Hated minority report even though it got decent reviews,

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Not so much bad, more cheesier than a tramps bell end

 

Slaughter High (aka April Fools Day), about a group of students who play pranks on a nerd which goes all wrong, and 5yrs later are invited to a reunion...you know how the rest goes,...i think it cost $20 to shoot, also stars the actor who plays terry from emmerdale in it with an AMAZING american accent...i think he came from the wee american state of yorkshire

 

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Not so much bad, more cheesier than a tramps bell end

 

Slaughter High (aka April Fools Day), about a group of students who play pranks on a nerd which goes all wrong, and 5yrs later are invited to a reunion...you know how the rest goes,...i think it cost $20 to shoot, also stars the actor who plays terry from emmerdale in it with an AMAZING american accent...i think he came from the wee american state of yorkshire

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB8Xv_m-Ado

 

Just looked him up - he is in fact Billy Hartman and comes from Scotland. He had a minor part in Highlander as well.

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Not so much bad, more cheesier than a tramps bell end

 

Slaughter High (aka April Fools Day), about a group of students who play pranks on a nerd which goes all wrong, and 5yrs later are invited to a reunion...you know how the rest goes,...i think it cost $20 to shoot, also stars the actor who plays terry from emmerdale in it with an AMAZING american accent...i think he came from the wee american state of yorkshire

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB8Xv_m-Ado

 

That looks brilliant!

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Lost In Translation, awful. Just watched one called 'Blood Out' with Luke Goss (yes him from Bros as an 'action hero') Vinnie Jones, 50 Cent & Val Kilmer, it was dire. Also Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy was the biggest bore ever

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When I was a lad, we used to have an unofficial contest to see who'd rent the worst video ( well it was London in 1989'ish!). I won by hiring "IBought a Vampire Motorcycle"-particularly memorable for a monster turd jumping out of a toilet into a characters mouth! Actually, I thought it really funny at the time and its now considered a bit of a cult classic.

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When I was a lad, we used to have an unofficial contest to see who'd rent the worst video ( well it was London in 1989'ish!). I won by hiring "IBought a Vampire Motorcycle"-particularly memorable for a monster turd jumping out of a toilet into a characters mouth! Actually, I thought it really funny at the time and its now considered a bit of a cult classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbvqz-nv7Zw

 

Looks good!

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