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[The Sunnylaw Jag]

Spurred on by a request last month for PTFC TV I wrote this piece for #5 of SITB. Anybody who wants to make similar suggestions please do and I might collate them for a future issue.

 

EXCLUSIVE SITB TO LAUNCH TV CHANNEL!

 

After months of negotiations, SITB can finally reveal that a channel devoted to Partick Thistle and all things Jagtastic is to be launched on April 1st this year.

This channel will be available on subscription and can be found on Vergin ch 1876, Skee ch 1921 and Feeview ch 1971. Programmes will be transmitted from 6pm to 12 midnight.

A spokesman for SITB was too drunk to comment but we can reveal the line up for the opening night.

 

6pm. Life on the Bing. Children’s animation about two gnomes Ricky and Chico living on the bing at Firhill. In this first episode Ricky falls foul of the ‘elf and safety committee, while Chico fights it out with the evil goblin twins Tim and Billy and gives them a bit of a doing.

 

6.20pm. Mary fae Maryhill. The cartoon misadventures of Maryhill’s own superhero who has legs like a spider. In this episode Mary has to save the world from destruction whilst staving off admirers in red and yellow who want to pump her.

 

6.30pm. The Story so Far. All the goals from the season so far including too many for the feckin’ opposition, as a bonus John Baird’s goal against Gateshead will get a rare showing as is any Baird goal.

 

7.00pm. Jags news. All the gossip from Firhill including player interviews and profiles. The latest news from the Under 20’s etc. There will also be a section on TAG but this may be substituted by a test card.

 

7.30pm. H*n and Tim bashing. Thirty minutes of the news that’s not fit to print on the Old Firm and generally slagging them off. However, being an equal opportunity channel other teams will get a slagging too.

 

8.00pm. Erskine on the Tay. An in depth documentary on Chris Erskine’s success at Tannidice.

 

8.01pm. Fun with the Benchwarmers. Mark Kerr, Paul Gallacher and John Baird show off the Arts & Crafts skills they have practiced during games. Mark will display how to knit a red and yellow bar scarf. Paul how to make a Thistle bonnet with FTOF on it. John Baird will be showing the wonders of Origami utilising the match day programme.

 

8.30pm. Absolutely Mad Men. Join team captains Chic Charnley and Mad Mental Martin Hardie in this comedy panel game with guest comedians. We guarantee this will be a John (what a ******) Bishop free zone.

 

9pm. The Champions. (despite protestations from David Stuart, this not a tribute to the late Alexandra Bastedo). Two hours covering the championship winning season of 2012-13. All the highs , all the lows and all those goals. Not available on DVD.

 

11pm. Maryhill Horror Story. A look back at the dark period in Thistle history when we were managed by ‘Dick’ Dick Campbell.

 

Issue 5 available on ebay http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/380843465430?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1558.l2649

Edited February 14, 2014 by The Sunnylaw Jag

[jonboy]

Spurred on by a request last month for PTFC TV I wrote this piece for #5 of SITB. Anybody who wants to make similar suggestions please do and I might collate them for a future issue.

 

EXCLUSIVE SITB TO LAUNCH TV CHANNEL!

 

After months of negotiations, SITB can finally reveal that a channel devoted to Partick Thistle and all things Jagtastic is to be launched on April 1st this year.

This channel will be available on subscription and can be found on Vergin ch 1876, Skee ch 1921 and Feeview ch 1971. Programmes will be transmitted from 6pm to 12 midnight.

A spokesman for SITB was too drunk to comment but we can reveal the line up for the opening night.

 

6pm. Life on the Bing. Children’s animation about two gnomes Ricky and Chico living on the bing at Firhill. In this first episode Ricky falls foul of the ‘elf and safety committee, while Chico fights it out with the evil goblin twins Tim and Billy and gives them a bit of a doing.

 

6.20pm. Mary fae Maryhill. The cartoon misadventures of Maryhill’s own superhero who has legs like a spider. In this episode Mary has to save the world from destruction whilst staving off admirers in red and yellow who want to pump her.

 

6.30pm. The Story so Far. All the goals from the season so far including too many for the feckin’ opposition, as a bonus John Baird’s goal against Gateshead will get a rare showing as is any Baird goal.

 

7.00pm. Jags news. All the gossip from Firhill including player interviews and profiles. The latest news from the Under 20’s etc. There will also be a section on TAG but this may be substituted by a test card.

 

7.30pm. H*n and Tim bashing. Thirty minutes of the news that’s not fit to print on the Old Firm and generally slagging them off. However, being an equal opportunity channel other teams will get a slagging too.

 

8.00pm. Erskine on the Tay. An in depth documentary on Chris Erskine’s success at Tannidice.

 

8.01pm. Fun with the Benchwarmers. Mark Kerr, Paul Gallacher and John Baird show off the Arts & Crafts skills they have practiced during games. Mark will display how to knit a red and yellow bar scarf. Paul how to make a Thistle bonnet with FTOF on it. John Baird will be showing the wonders of Origami utilising the match day programme.

 

8.30pm. Absolutely Mad Men. Join team captains Chic Charnley and Mad Mental Martin Hardie in this comedy panel game with guest comedians. We guarantee this will be a John (what a ******) Bishop free zone.

 

9pm. The Champions. (despite protestations from David Stuart, this not a tribute to the late Alexandra Bastedo). Two hours covering the championship winning season of 2012-13. All the highs , all the lows and all those goals. Not available on DVD.

 

11pm. Maryhill Horror Story. A look back at the dark period in Thistle history when we were managed by ‘Dick’ Dick Campbell.

 

Issue 5 available on ebay http://www.ebay.co.u...984.m1558.l2649

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