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You Tube Wonder Keeper


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You know that modern trend of footballers getting their agents to put their best bits on you tube so that they get a big move?

 

I stumbled upon this video which shows a world class keeper in a man of the match performance.

 

Who is he? Petr Cech ? Buffon? Allan mcgregor? De gea? Joe hart?

 

No. That man is lee Robinson

 

 

Watch in wonder as he:

Kicks the ball

Kicks the ball quite far

Kicks the ball a bit further

Kicks the ball quite far whilst falling over

Kicks the ball up the field whilst being roundly booed

Catches the ball

Catches the ball some more

Stops some easy shots

Tidies up his ginger hair before he has his photie taken

 

I remember the ramsdens cup final being terrible but these six minutes of top class keeping sums it up.

 

I notice there's no sign of the bits where he:

 

Wastes time by kicking the ball round his area

Kicks his boots off the post

Gets booked for dissent

Wastes more time

Runs 30 yards out of his goal whilst on a booking to shout at the referee

Kicks his boots off the post and then the other post

Gets away with 4 or 5 opportunities to get a second booking and sent off.

Misjudges Forbes cross and lets in a last minute goal

 

 

Lee, we salute you and the performance of your life.

 

 

 

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No soor plooms at all, oh no ...

 

No, not "soor"at all.

 

I had to sit in west Lothian for over two hours and watch lee's ridiculous histrionics . I simply cannot believe that this display was used as evidence of a top class performance. It was not. It was an example of how not to play football and embarrassing to watch.

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No, not "soor"at all.

 

I had to sit in west Lothian for over two hours and watch lee's ridiculous histrionics . I simply cannot believe that this display was used as evidence of a top class performance. It was not. It was an example of how not to play football and embarrassing to watch.

he was a twat, but the ref was a bigger twat for letting him get away with it

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