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Chris
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that's all the conspiracy theories finished.

 

Doesn't mean he didn't pull his hamstring....

a/gyrating to some crazy frenzied dance in a nightclub

b/when he caught his leg in the gap between the platform and a Virgin West Coast train as he tried in vain to make good his escape to his secret hideaway in Devon. (Those in the know will tell you it's a converted farmhouse steading two miles due south of Clovelly)

c/"accidentally falling" down the stairs in Stewart St Police Station after being arrested in the Royal Conservatoire, where he drunkenly was demanding the Orchestra of Scottish Opera perform Mama Mia in West Country accents.

d/during a leap frogging incident with Robert Reid. (To be fair this is something the Club has been trying to discourage but being an honorary vice-president brings certain privileges).

 

I believe the Club owe us a complete explanation as to the nature of this injury. Tuesday and counting

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